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OK, Paris Hilton’s publicist has to do a better job of picking the outlets they place her on. As reported by our b5 buds at The Hilton Files, Paris appeared on The View today to promote her new reality show about finding a new BFF. Um, yeah. Can we declare that the entire institution of television has just jumped the shark?
But I digress -  and so did the hosts of the The View. Joy Behar wanted to know if Paris can vote since went to jail and Paris explained that she can. Does anyone really believe …read more

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The Obama-Clinton conflict that neither side is willing to admit is happening is center stage at the Democratic National Convention. Bloomberg reports that Sen. Hillary Clinton spoke about keeping the party together and threw her support behind Obama.
Rumor has it a few people actually even believed it. CNN’s Jack Cafferty is among those who doesn’t think they can pull it together, even going so far as to say that not picking Hillary as the vice president may cost Obama the election. Cafferty also joked about the Obama camp placating the Clintons by allowing them to speak Tuesday and Wednesday night, …read more

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I hope I am someday rich enough that when somebody asks me how many homes I own, I have absolutely no idea. Such is the wealth the fates have showered on Republican presidential hopeful John McCain.
Asked by Politico Wednesday how many houses he had, McCain said a member of his staff would have to get back to them on that. Because he didn’t know. A Newsweek article put the number of homes the McCains have at seven and Politico said their investigation yielded eight homes records say belong to the couple. McCain’s staff said the number is “at …read more

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Personally, I am not a fan of Paris Hilton at all. I’m just not. Let’s leave it at that. However, I do have to give her kudos for her response to John McCain’s recent ad that compared her (celebrity status) to Barack Obama.
Site funnyordie.com sponsored Hilton’s ad jabbing McCain for using her likeness in his ad bashing Barack Obama.
One of McCain’s people was quoted as saying, “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis — including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as …read more

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John McCain, trying to deflect criticism from his forgetting that Iraq and Pakistan don’t share a border, is blasting Barack Obama for skipping a trip to a military hospital.
Really? With gas more expensive than gold and the government having to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, are the campaign stops made or not made going to be pivotal? Please be kidding me.
There are a number of meaningful ways McCain could discredit Obama, the most obvious being a lack of experience. There’s the old Republican standby of claiming Obama would be soft on terrorism. Since there are still way too …read more

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Republican presidential hopeful John McCain quipped Monday that he was using Google to find potential running mates. You’re not fooling anybody, John. You’re just trying to prove that at 71 you’re hip enough to know about search engines. I bet after that he talked about pimping his ride.
Who was the Republicans next choice, Regis Philbin? McCain’s so old he began his political career as a Federalist. Still, he sounds more intelligent than W who probably thinks the “Internets” are the devil. And if McCain can track down a veep who can successfully get through two terms in office without …read more

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