<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Simply Dumb &#187; lawnmower</title> <atom:link href="http://www.simplydumb.com/tag/lawnmower/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com</link> <description>Dumb, stupid and weird news from b5media</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:34:05 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Lawnmower Man Takes Joyride in a Tux</title> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/05/lawnmower-man-takes-joyride-in-a-tux/</link> <comments>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/05/lawnmower-man-takes-joyride-in-a-tux/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 06:02:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Amusing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[General stupidity]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category> <category><![CDATA[drunk man in tux rides mower]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dwi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[felony driving]]></category> <category><![CDATA[joy ride]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lawnmower]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/05/12/lawnmower-man-takes-joyride-in-a-tux/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Image details: Silhouette of a man on a lawnmower served by picapp.com Here&#8217;s how a seemingly harmless prank gets out of hand. A New York man decided to take a riding lawnmower out for an early morning spin. At 1 a.m., in fact. If you haven&#8217;t guessed, he was drunk. Police got reports of a drunk person at a home in Irving. When they arrived, they spotted a tuxedo-clad man on the mower. He wasn&#8217;t stealing it, as it was apparently his own mower. But police charged the guy with felony driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation. Of a lawnmower. It&#8217;s supposedly [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px"><span id="pa_21940"><a href="http://www.picapp.com/PublicSite/ViewDetails.aspx?ImageId=200836" id="urlReferrer_21940"><img src="http://www.picapp.com/ftp/Preview/0021/lawnmower_Picapp_21940.jpg" alt="Silhouette of a man on a lawnmower" oncontextmenu="return false;" /></a><br /> <font size="-2">Image details: <a href="http://www.picapp.com/PublicSite/ViewDetails.aspx?ImageId=200836">Silhouette of a man on a lawnmower</a> served by <a href="http://www.picapp.com">picapp.com</a></font></span><script src="http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/javascript/imageV2.js?p=2313&amp;i=21940&amp;w=225&amp;h=271&amp;adH=90&amp;adS=3&amp;fv=picviewerv2_1.swf&amp;pv=http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/&amp;u=http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/ImageServing.aspx&amp;sp=false&amp;n=1" type="text/javascript"></script></div> <p>Here&#8217;s how a seemingly harmless prank gets out of hand. A New York man decided to take a <strong>riding lawnmower out for an early morning spin</strong>. At 1 a.m., in fact. If you haven&#8217;t guessed, he was drunk.</p> <p>Police got reports of a drunk person at a home in Irving. When they arrived, they spotted a tuxedo-clad man on the mower. He wasn&#8217;t stealing it, as it was apparently his own mower.</p> <p>But police charged the guy with <strong>felony driving while intoxicated</strong> and aggravated unlicensed operation. Of a lawnmower. It&#8217;s <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mower_drunken_driving;_ylt=AtKcnInViG.H.4_74NJeHyjtiBIF">supposedly a felony</a> because he had a previous DWI conviction. But come on. A felony? For drunk driving a riding lawnmower? Does that seem a bit excessive to anyone else?</p> <p>It does remind us of the story about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jones#Substance_Abuse">George Jones driving to the liquor store</a> on his riding lawnmower, though.</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/05/lawnmower-man-takes-joyride-in-a-tux/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>