Simply Dumb

Kevin Federline is getting child support from Britney Spears. To the tune of $20,000 per month. And that’s a $5,000/month bump from last year.
Is it just me or is that a crazy amount of child support? Oh sure, Spears probably has a lot of money from when, you know, she actually sang and gave concerts. We’re not saying she shouldn’t be paying that to support her children. Maybe she should.
But do you know anyone who would need $20K a month for two kids? I bet most people we know could make that last 5 months at minimum. The amounts of …read more

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Book publisher Simon & Schuster doesn’t like it when celebrities don’t keep their word. Even if they were in jail and didn’t produce a book when promised.
Simon & Schuster apparently doled out some hefty advances to two rappers for books they were supposed to pen. Lil Kim got $40,000 in 2003 and Foxy Brown got $75,000 in 2005. But neither woman followed through with a completed book.
And since they didn’t fulfill the agreement, the company is suing them for breach of contract. Usually, publishers try to avoid actual litigation. They give the would-be author some time to either complete the …read more

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No matter how creatively you may try to drive when you’ve had a few too many drinks, the police will get you. Think that lawnmowers are okay? Nope. Motorized coolers? Nope. Anything with a motor can get you a drunk driving charge. Drinkers beware.
A man in Whitehall, NY found out that a motorized cooler is considered a motor vehicle when he was charged with driving while intoxicated. He was swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a “Cruzin Cooler.” The police pulled him over and cited him.
And due to previous convictions and arrests, he could actually face felony DWI and …read more

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A Sheboygan, Wisconsin man was arrested twice in two hours for drunk driving. He was stopped just before 2 a.m. driving the wrong way on a one-way street. After being arrested and cited for drunk driving, he was released to his brother.
About 40 minutes later, the same man was spotted driving 50 mph in a 30 mph zone. He was pulled over and cited again for drunk driving. At least the second time he was taken to a detention center.
I don’t know where the guy was trying to go, but that’s one determined dude. And just a little bit (okay, …read more

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