September 26th, 2008
Have you ever encountered something or someone so utterly dumb the achievement should be honored? We agree. Dummies do so much to enrich our lives by providing sterling examples of how not to behave.
We think Simply Dumb is not sufficiently complete without an establishment to enshrine those who prove time and again that there […]
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September 18th, 2008
It’s perhaps the most important issue facing our nation today and sadly it has gone unreported by much of the national media and ignored in the current presidential campaign.
It’s the pressing (or unpressed) issue of saggy pants. The debate erupted again on our comment boards here. As reported by SOHH, Palm Beach Circuit Court […]
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September 2nd, 2008
Simply Dumb has bowed to the ever-increasing pressure of social media and joined Facebook. Please run over, join and be our friends. We’re not needy or anything. But we did bake you a pie so you’ll like us. Right now, we’re busy doing your laundry. And we won’t judge you for having the Spongebob Squarepants […]
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May 31st, 2008
Wait, that’s not what we meant to say. We mean that Simply Dumb has a new category aptly titled, “Gas Is Too Freakin’ High.” We want to hear about any crazy gas stories from your neck of the woods. Did somebody (not you of course) do something really ignorant in the pursuit of saving […]
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April 20th, 2008
Now that I’m getting the hang of things around here, I’ll introduce myself. My name is Becky Scott. I’m a writer, editor, and photographer living in San Diego, California. Also? A consummate smart-aleck.
I’m originally from southern Missouri, so I have a special interest in all of the dumb things that originate in the South. We’ve […]
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April 1st, 2008
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty… no, not really. For some reason I’ve always wanted to say that and I can’t do it at Simply Dumb, where could I?
My actual name is Brian Allen, I’m a writer (You’re probably relieved by that fact, since you’re reading my work) and standup comic based […]
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