<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Simply Dumb &#187; strange fetishes</title> <atom:link href="http://www.simplydumb.com/tag/strange-fetishes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com</link> <description>Dumb, stupid and weird news from b5media</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:34:05 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Armpit Sniffer Gets Jail &#8211; And Severe Caning</title> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/armpit-sniffer-gets-jail-and-severe-caning/</link> <comments>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/armpit-sniffer-gets-jail-and-severe-caning/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:07:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dumb Business]]></category> <category><![CDATA[General stupidity]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Painfully Stupid]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Singapore Caning]]></category> <category><![CDATA[strange fetishes]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/13/armpit-sniffer-gets-jail-and-severe-caning/</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Sometimes a story comes across the newswire with Simply Dumb written all over it. This, my friends, is one of those. Reuters out of Singapore reports a criminal with a fetish for smelling women&#8217;s armpits received a 14-year jail sentence today. The 36-year-old man, believed to suffer from sort of mental illness (you think?) molested 23 women over a 15-month period. His abuse consisted of touching them improperly in staircases, lifts and their homes. Oh yeah, and he sniffed their armpits. And since it&#8217;s from Singapore, you just know that was only a part of his punishment. In keeping with that [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;<a href="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/8/files/2008/06/sandman-nc.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="244" alt="Sandman-nc" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/8/files/2008/06/sandman-nc-thumb.jpg" width="168" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sometimes a story comes across the newswire with <strong>Simply Dumb</strong> written all over it. This, my friends, is one of those. <strong>Reuters</strong> out of Singapore reports a criminal with a fetish for smelling <strong>women&#8217;s armpits </strong>received a 14-year jail sentence today.</p> <p>The 36-year-old man, believed to suffer from sort of mental illness (you think?) molested 23 women over a 15-month period. His abuse consisted of touching them improperly in staircases, lifts and their homes. Oh yeah, and he sniffed their armpits.</p> <p><span id="more-1748"></span></p> <p>And since it&#8217;s from Singapore, you just know that was only a part of his punishment. In keeping with that nation&#8217;s tradition by which male criminals can be caned across the buttocks, he also received <strong>18 strokes of the cane</strong>. As you&#8217;ll probably remember, this practice came to international scrutiny when American <strong>Michael Fay </strong>got caned for vandalizing cars.</p> <p>After everyone from activists to then President Bill Clinton begged leniency, Singapore officials agreed to lower the punishment-&nbsp; from six cane strokes to four. They&#8217;re all heart in Singapore.</p> <p>American pro wrestling fans will remember the publicity from the 1994 case led to the creation of a new foreign object: the Singapore Cane. When I read about someone getting caned, I still like to imagine ECW&#8217;s<strong> Sandman (pictured above)</strong> delivering the blows.</p> <p>Image courtesy of <a href="www.newscom.com">Newscom.</a></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/armpit-sniffer-gets-jail-and-severe-caning/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Woman Marries Eiffel Tower</title> <link>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/woman-marries-eiffel-tower/</link> <comments>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/woman-marries-eiffel-tower/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:13:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Just Weird]]></category> <category><![CDATA[people are strange]]></category> <category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[objectum-sexual]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scary]]></category> <category><![CDATA[strange]]></category> <category><![CDATA[strange fetishes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[woman marries eiffel tower]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/12/woman-marries-eiffel-tower/</guid> <description><![CDATA[So did you hear the one about the woman who &#8220;married&#8221; the Eiffel Tower? Oh, we only wish we were joking. A woman from San Francisco has a strange fetish for objects. Erika La Tour Eiffel pledged to love, honor and obey the Tower in a ceremony attended by some of her friends. And she even changed her name to reflect the &#8220;marriage.&#8221; She claims to have Objectum-Sexual. About 40 people in the world claim to have this, and they are all women. Ms. La Tour Eiffel also claims affection for the Berlin Wall and a piece of fence she keeps in [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/8/files/2008/06/rain-eiffel-tower.jpg" onclick="window.open('http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/8/files/2008/06/rain-eiffel-tower.jpg','popup','width=375,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false"><img src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/8/files/2008/06/rain-eiffel-tower-tm.jpg" alt="Rain-Eiffel-Tower" align="right" border="1" height="286" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="215" /></a>So did you hear <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html">the one</a> about the <strong>woman who &#8220;married&#8221; the Eiffel Tower</strong>? Oh, we only wish we were joking.</p> <p>A woman from San Francisco has a <strong>strange fetish for objects</strong>. Erika La Tour Eiffel pledged to love, honor and obey the Tower in a ceremony attended by some of her friends. And she even changed her name to reflect the &#8220;marriage.&#8221;</p> <p>She claims to have Objectum-Sexual. <strong>About 40 people in the world</strong> claim to have this, and they are all women.</p> <p>Ms. La Tour Eiffel also claims affection for the Berlin Wall and a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.</p> <p>We really don&#8217;t want to know what she does with the fence, nor whether she has consummated her &#8220;marriage&#8221; with the Eiffel Tower.</p> <p>Just when we think we&#8217;ve seen it all, people surprise us. People really are <em>strange</em>.</p> <p><em>Image: </em><em><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/jackbrodus/201213041/">Jack Brodus/ Flickr</a></em></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.simplydumb.com">Simply Dumb</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/06/woman-marries-eiffel-tower/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>