Simply Dumb » That is Some Tasty Fried Chicken http://www.simplydumb.com Dumb, stupid and weird news from b5media Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:34:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Will That Be Original, Crispy or Burnout? http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/04/will-that-be-original-crispy-or-burnout/ http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/04/will-that-be-original-crispy-or-burnout/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:12:22 +0000 http://www.simplydumb.com/2008/04/15/will-that-be-original-crispy-or-burnout/ Post from: Simply Dumb

]]> Sigh. Becky and I were just talking yesterday about how many of these dumb news items originate in the South. Here’s a special gem from Magnolia, Arkansas.

The Magnolia Banner News said police pulled over Savalas Vantoli Stewart last Friday night and found marijuana in a just purchased box of fried chicken. Man, talk about finger-lickin’ good. After officers smelled the odor coming from his car, they pulled him over and also found Ecstasy pills in his pockets.

Fried chicken, weed and X. This guy was on his way to a heck of a party, even if he was the only one in attendance.

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